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Abr

(Fuente: illshawnprou)

suspend:

i dont need a date i need cash

bloodonmytypewriterkeys:

tastefullyoffensive:

[barsotti]
Make it happen. Shock everyone.
(via bon-za)

(Fuente: thetwopieceproject)

There will always be a reason why you meet people. Either you need to change your life or you’re the one that will change theirs.
Unknown  (via psych-facts)

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

foodvacuum:

Why don’t the urls for porn sites end in .cum

disappointing

versaceslut:

me too girl me too

Coffee can’t wake my tired heart.
Six Word Story by P.P.  (via oceanflowerbird)

breadsigh:

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

(Fuente: grandmabread)

shouldnt:

shouldnt:

MOTHER OF JESUS DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THE GUY WHOSE LEFT SIDE WAS CUT OFF?!?

hes all right now

sometimesyoureyoung:

spoken-not-written:

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

I actually needed that. 

Experience is a brutal teacher, but you learn. My god, do you learn.
C. S. Lewis  (via psych-facts)
seethestarsablaze:

heyimrudeacid:

lesbii-cool:

*starts a fire in my kitchen*

*starts fire in my bedroom*

Omfg. Um. Hello there.

seethestarsablaze:

heyimrudeacid:

lesbii-cool:

*starts a fire in my kitchen*

*starts fire in my bedroom*

Omfg. Um. Hello there.